Loved Unconditionally
“Women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally, A man is only loved under the condition that he provide something.” -Chris Rock
Humor
The Right Place At The Right Time
It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. –Johann Sebastian Bach
Make Believe
“Do remember when you were a kid and you thought there was such a thing as grown ups?” –Doug Stanhope
Sharpen Your Skills
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” –Abraham Lincoln
Intellectual Abstraction
“There are some ideas so absurd that only an intellectual could believe them.” -George Orwell
Into Infinity & Beyond
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” –Albert Einstein
Dismiss The Trivial
“We often face the major disasters in life bravely, and let the trifles, the pains in the neck, get us down.”
